We are Shocked

In other news, the earth is discovered to rotate around the sun.

Exactly

Posted by FranIAm, from the Sacramento Bee. Caption:
Officer Laura Gerritsen, life partner of Los Angeles Police Officer Spree DeSha, who was killed in the Metrolink train collision, touches DeSha's casket during funeral services at the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels in Los Angeles . Thursday, Sept. 18, 2008

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